Almond & Vanilla

It kinda sounds like a soap, doesn’t it? Like when you’re at your grandmother’s house in Piteå, up in northern Sweden, visiting the bathroom without your phone. You feel so bored you end up grabbing the soap box at the sink just to have something to read while doing your business.

The soap says “Almond & Vanilla.” You bring it to your nose and start sniffing. The smell is hypnotic. Smooth, silky, nutty, sweet. Like an advertisement from the 90s, where girls swirl their silky hair and whisper “almond & vanilla” in a sensual voice, staring straight into the camera, trying to make you buy their shampoo.

Right? Right?
No. WRONG.

The Almond & Vanilla combination is more like a Swedish semla. It’s creamy, it’s rich, it’s deep, it’s moist. It’s something you’ve never experienced in a pouch — and we don’t ever want you to think about soap again while you’re using it under your lip.

Okay? Okay. Great. Now wash your hands.